Maybe you're trying to find the real Bonfante Gardens web site.  If so, you're a dummy.  It's at www.bonfantegardens.com.  How hard is that?

You want a real theme park, go to Camden Park in beautiful Huntington, West Virginia.  Screw all this newfangled safety nonsense!  This roller coaster was built in 1797 and can actually kill you.

Or, you could go north to Paramount's Great America.  The lines are long, but you can ride great steel coasters like Top Gun.

Or, you could go really far north to Six Flags Marine World.  They had some really great rides and decent entertainment when I visited, but their grounds were rather ugly.  Maybe they should hire Michael after Bonfante Gardens goes under?