Part 0 - Background
The story title is "The Well of Infinite Sadness".
The story author is "John Byrd".
The story headline is "An Interactive Depression".
The story genre is "Miserable".
The story creation year is 2013.
The release number is 1.
The story description is "You must overcome your angst and a desperately flawed English parser in order to solve a set of inane problems."
Release along with cover art, the source text, the introductory booklet, an interpreter, the library card, and a website.
Use American dialect. [All other dialects are inferior.]
Include Custom Library Messages by David Fisher.
Include Glulx Entry Points by Emily Short.
The maximum score is 4.