ANNOUNCER
                             (chilling and deadly
                              serious)
                         Now, S.U.T.N. presents.  The
                         Invention.  Of.  Comedy.



               GRAPHIC OVERLAY: "THE INVENTION OF COMEDY"

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               INT. DARKNESS

               Two cavemen stand next to each other.  Each one is holding a
               large cream pie.  Each one looks very serious and intent.

               We hear music.  It's John Williams conducting "Alzo Sprach
               Zarathustra."

               The first caveman looks thoughtfully at the pie, at the other
               caveman, thinks... and he slams the pie into the other
               caveman's face!  The music swells!  Neither caveman moves. 
               Neither caveman smiles.

               Pie dripping off the second caveman's face, he peers at his
               own pie, looks at the other caveman, and slams his own pie
               into the first caveman's face.  The music swells!

               Both cavemen are deadly, deadly serious.

               Both cavemen slowly, almost accusingly, raise their index
               fingers and point at the other.  As the music swells, they
               both begin to chuckle at each other, and then they start to
               laugh outright.  Pie dripping from their faces, they slap
               their knees, shake their heads, and finally end up on the
               ground, convulsing, grabbing their stomachs, kicking, and
               screaming with hilarity.

                                                         FADE TO BLACK.