HeyBaby Script created with Final Draft by Final Draft, Inc.
[bottom] NOTE: Except for the words "Hey" and "Baby," every single
word the guys say is pure jibberish! Don't subtitle or
otherwise break into English.
FADE IN:
EXT. WORK SITE - DAY
Four hard-hat construction workers on a scaffolding,
working with power tools and other equipment. Below the
scaffolding is a park bench.
MACK
(jibberish)
Hey, enough of this screwing
around. I need to take a break.
The guys think.
ALL THE GUYS
Huh huh huh huh huh!
A cute young woman enters. She's a bombshell direct out of
1942: Rita Hayworth in killer heels. Rita sits on the
bench and fudges around in her purse.
JUKE
(jibberish)
Hey, guys, you gotta check this
out.
ALL THE GUYS
(jibberish)
Huh, what, where? Oh, yeah, down
there, I see, yeah...
Rita pulls out some makeup and a compact mirror. The guys
ogle.
MACK
(clearly)
Hey.
Rita puts on makeup.
MACK
(clearly)
Hey. Baby.
Rita doesn't hear the guys.
MACK
(clearly)
Hey. Baby. Hey baby.
Rita is oblivious.
BART
(clearly)
Hey baby.
JUKE
(clearly)
Haaaaayyyy.... Baby!
To Rita, the guys don't exist. She blots her lipstick,
checks her nails, and fluffs her hair.
The guys desperately want Rita's attention. They wave
their power tools, shouting Heybabyheybaby, but with no
result.
The guys completely lose it.
They jump up and down, spin, grab their balls, hump the
scaffolding, and generally turn into chimpanzees on bad
acid. Heybabyheybabyheybabybabybaby!
Offstage, Rita sees the person she was waiting for. She
waves cheerfully, collects her stuff, and leaves.
The guys collapse, whining, panting, exhausted. They
breathe heavily for ten seconds.
MACK
(jibberish)
I think she likes us.
The guys think.
ALL THE GUYS
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!
MUSIC OUTRO BY HOUSE BAND: "No Doubt - Hey Baby"
FADE TO BLACK.
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