FarewellInterviews
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               Sad piano music.  These interviews are a series of quick cuts
               from subject to subject.

                                   AMY
                         It's difficult when a season of
                         S.U.T.N. ends.  We have such a
                         great collaborative effort between
                         so many great artists and technical
                         people.

                                   DANIELLE
                         I would say I was most pleased with
                         the Martha Stewart sketches.  I was
                         really funny in those.

                                   DEVON LEE
                         Yeah, this year was something
                         special.

                                   LINDA
                         It's been a moving experience.  I
                         mean, the experience was moving.

                                   CHUCK
                             (defensive)
                         No, it's not the final show.  Who
                         told you that?  I didn't say that.

                                   ANGIE
                         I would say, it's a mix of
                         emotions.

                                   DEVON LEE
                         Last year, that was special too.  
                         The year before that, not so
                         special.  But this year...
                             (nods)
                         Special.

                                   TOM
                         I'm not sure yet.  I've still got
                         the radio show. 
                         There's a lot of home improvement
                         projects on the to-do list for me.

                                   PAUL
                         This is a real bittersweet occasion
                         for me, 'cause I'm not going to be
                         able to perform with the troupe for
                         a while.

                                   ANGIE
                         I could have done that Martha
                         Stewart sketch.  I'm funny.  Watch.
                             (as Martha)
                         Next, you should bake at three
                         fifty for forty-five minutes.
                             (as herself)
                         See?

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm so happy to be on good terms
                         with all the people in the show. 
                         For me, it'll be like the show
                         never ended.

                                   CHUCK
                         I have a gun.  You don't believe
                         me?  You want to see it? 

                                   AMY
                         The team effort, that's the key
                         thing.

                                   LINDA
                         I mean, it was moving for others. 
                         Not necessarily for me.

                                   DEVON LEE
                         Next year?  Definitely special.

                                   MARCUS
                         No, I'm not sad that the show is
                         ending.  Because they didn't let me
                         do any sketches.  If, you know, I
                         had appeared in any scenes, I might
                         be sad.  But no, I'm not sad.  I'm
                         happy.

                                   RACHEL
                         If I close my eyes and think about
                         it, it's like I can see the show
                         still running. 
                         It's only me, who can see it.  But
                         it's still running.  Okay?

                                   TOM
                         Laundry, I guess.  There's always
                         laundry.

                                   PAUL
                         Yeah, the surgery is scheduled for
                         next Friday.  Tumor's gotta come
                         out.

                                   RACHEL
                             (eyes closed, singing
                              quietly)
                         Zowie, it's Seriously Unusual,
                         Seriously Unusual...

                                   DANIELLE
                         Everybody in the cast has been so
                         kind to me...

                                   LINDA
                         What a bitch.

                                   ANGIE
                         What a bitch.

                                   PAUL
                         What a bitch.

                                   MARCUS
                         Bitch.

                                   RACHEL
                         What a bitch.

                                   ERIC
                         Um, she was okay.

                                   DEVON LEE
                         What a bitch.

                                   TOM
                         What a bitch.

                                   PAUL
                         Yeah, the loss of motor control has
                         been the hardest thing to deal
                         with.  The cast has been so
                         supportive of me on that. 
                         Once the tumor comes out, the motor
                         control thing oughta improve.

                                   CHUCK
                         The day of reckoning is coming. 
                         Watch the skies.  That's all I'm
                         saying about that.

                                   PAUL
                         Loss of bladder control thing...
                         that's permanent.

                                   MARCUS
                         No, I wasn't in that sketch either.

                                   ERIC
                         Now I have my Sundays free.  So I
                         guess I can do other things now. 
                         With all that free time.

                                   DARREN (O.S.)
                         What are you going to do with that
                         free time, Eric?

                                   ERIC
                         Um... Uh...
                             (breaks down crying)

                                   PAUL
                         Yeah, everyone's been so supportive
                         with my disorder.  It's been a real
                         challenge, to... to...
                             (flails out of control)
                         Eauaughaugha!

                                   RACHEL
                             (singing, eyes closed)
                         Seriously Unusual... Seriously
                         Unusual... starring Rachel Warner!
                             (makes crowd noises)
                         Sssshhh....

                                   DEVON LEE
                         Probably some kind of work with
                         children.

                                   TOM
                         I could file for unemployment.

                                   CHUCK
                         And the mighty and wicked shall be
                         laid low.  And the righteous shall
                         reign.  Supreme.

                                   RACHEL
                             (eyes closed)
                         Ssshh, wait... Oh, we're in
                         commercial now.

                                   ERIC
                             (crying)
                         No, I'm fine...

                                   TOM
                         Maybe I could write for S.N.L.,
                         maybe Letterman.  Sure.  Of course,
                         I could always join the Army.

                                   MARCUS
                         No, I didn't do that sketch either.

                                   LINDA
                         People say, letting it go is the
                         hardest part.  For me, letting it
                         go.  That's the easy part.  Easy. 
                         Watch.
                             (dropping an imaginary
                              bowling ball)
                         Bam!  Let go!

                                   ANGIE
                         It's not so much about letting go
                         of the show.  It's more about
                         disinfecting yourself afterwards.

                                   DEVON LEE
                         The people.  I'll miss them the
                         most of all.

                                   CHUCK
                         And the earth will be made a living
                         hell.

                                   ERIC
                             (crying)
                         Can you turn the camera off,
                         please?  No, really, I mean it.

                                   AMY
                         Will we be back for another season?

                                   PAUL
                             (in spasms)
                         Bleah-augh-blooeeoa-aoaoe!

                                   AMY
                             (smiles)
                         Maybe.

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