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Sad piano music. These interviews are a series of quick cuts
from subject to subject.
AMY
It's difficult when a season of
S.U.T.N. ends. We have such a
great collaborative effort between
so many great artists and technical
people.
DANIELLE
I would say I was most pleased with
the Martha Stewart sketches. I was
really funny in those.
DEVON LEE
Yeah, this year was something
special.
LINDA
It's been a moving experience. I
mean, the experience was moving.
CHUCK
(defensive)
No, it's not the final show. Who
told you that? I didn't say that.
ANGIE
I would say, it's a mix of
emotions.
DEVON LEE
Last year, that was special too.
The year before that, not so
special. But this year...
(nods)
Special.
TOM
I'm not sure yet. I've still got
the radio show.
There's a lot of home improvement
projects on the to-do list for me.
PAUL
This is a real bittersweet occasion
for me, 'cause I'm not going to be
able to perform with the troupe for
a while.
ANGIE
I could have done that Martha
Stewart sketch. I'm funny. Watch.
(as Martha)
Next, you should bake at three
fifty for forty-five minutes.
(as herself)
See?
RACHEL
I'm so happy to be on good terms
with all the people in the show.
For me, it'll be like the show
never ended.
CHUCK
I have a gun. You don't believe
me? You want to see it?
AMY
The team effort, that's the key
thing.
LINDA
I mean, it was moving for others.
Not necessarily for me.
DEVON LEE
Next year? Definitely special.
MARCUS
No, I'm not sad that the show is
ending. Because they didn't let me
do any sketches. If, you know, I
had appeared in any scenes, I might
be sad. But no, I'm not sad. I'm
happy.
RACHEL
If I close my eyes and think about
it, it's like I can see the show
still running.
It's only me, who can see it. But
it's still running. Okay?
TOM
Laundry, I guess. There's always
laundry.
PAUL
Yeah, the surgery is scheduled for
next Friday. Tumor's gotta come
out.
RACHEL
(eyes closed, singing
quietly)
Zowie, it's Seriously Unusual,
Seriously Unusual...
DANIELLE
Everybody in the cast has been so
kind to me...
LINDA
What a bitch.
ANGIE
What a bitch.
PAUL
What a bitch.
MARCUS
Bitch.
RACHEL
What a bitch.
ERIC
Um, she was okay.
DEVON LEE
What a bitch.
TOM
What a bitch.
PAUL
Yeah, the loss of motor control has
been the hardest thing to deal
with. The cast has been so
supportive of me on that.
Once the tumor comes out, the motor
control thing oughta improve.
CHUCK
The day of reckoning is coming.
Watch the skies. That's all I'm
saying about that.
PAUL
Loss of bladder control thing...
that's permanent.
MARCUS
No, I wasn't in that sketch either.
ERIC
Now I have my Sundays free. So I
guess I can do other things now.
With all that free time.
DARREN (O.S.)
What are you going to do with that
free time, Eric?
ERIC
Um... Uh...
(breaks down crying)
PAUL
Yeah, everyone's been so supportive
with my disorder. It's been a real
challenge, to... to...
(flails out of control)
Eauaughaugha!
RACHEL
(singing, eyes closed)
Seriously Unusual... Seriously
Unusual... starring Rachel Warner!
(makes crowd noises)
Sssshhh....
DEVON LEE
Probably some kind of work with
children.
TOM
I could file for unemployment.
CHUCK
And the mighty and wicked shall be
laid low. And the righteous shall
reign. Supreme.
RACHEL
(eyes closed)
Ssshh, wait... Oh, we're in
commercial now.
ERIC
(crying)
No, I'm fine...
TOM
Maybe I could write for S.N.L.,
maybe Letterman. Sure. Of course,
I could always join the Army.
MARCUS
No, I didn't do that sketch either.
LINDA
People say, letting it go is the
hardest part. For me, letting it
go. That's the easy part. Easy.
Watch.
(dropping an imaginary
bowling ball)
Bam! Let go!
ANGIE
It's not so much about letting go
of the show. It's more about
disinfecting yourself afterwards.
DEVON LEE
The people. I'll miss them the
most of all.
CHUCK
And the earth will be made a living
hell.
ERIC
(crying)
Can you turn the camera off,
please? No, really, I mean it.
AMY
Will we be back for another season?
PAUL
(in spasms)
Bleah-augh-blooeeoa-aoaoe!
AMY
(smiles)
Maybe.
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