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Volume 4 - Life

Book 1 - People

Part 1 - Pleasing

A person can be friendly or reserved. A person is usually reserved. The player is friendly. [This setting determines the result of attempting to please someone.]

Pleasing is an action applying to one visible thing. The specification of the pleasing action is "Since this game is not written by an Englishman, it is considered legal to attempt to give pleasure to another person. This action tends to succeed if the target of the action is both a person and has the 'friendly' property. Verbs such as hugging, kissing, pleasing, and fucking a person will all produce the pleasing action."

Understand "please [something]" as pleasing. Understand "hug [something]" as pleasing. Understand "fuck [something]" as pleasing.

Carry out an actor pleasing something (called the interest):

if the interest is not a person:

say "An inanimate object, such as [the interest], [negate the verb benefit] from [our] [one of]affections[or]kindnesses[or]blandishments[then at random].";

stop the action;

if the actor is the player and the interest is the player:

say "[We] [one of][admire][or][like][or][love][then at random] [ourselves][one of] for a moment[or] briefly[or] for an instant[or][then at random].";

else if the actor is the interest:

say "[The actor] [please] [themselves] [one of]briefly[or]for a little while[or]for a moment[then at random].";

else if the actor is friendly and the interest is friendly:

if the actor is the player:

say "[The player] [do] so, and [the interest] [react] [strong intensifier] [adverb meaning joyous].";

else:

say "[The actor] [do] so, making [us] feel [strong intensifier] [adjective meaning joyous].";

else if the interest is reserved:

say "[The actor] [don't] know [the interest] well enough.";

else if the actor is reserved:

say "[The actor] [are] too reserved to do that.";

Persuasion rule for asking friendly people to try kissing: persuasion succeeds.

Carry out an actor kissing a person (called the interest):

try the actor pleasing the interest.

The block kissing rule is not listed in the check kissing rulebook.

The kissing yourself rule is not listed in the check kissing rulebook.