The vines are good, the fruit is sweet this year

“The Hermit Bird” is a short play, less than one act, that I wrote in an all-night marathon at school. It won a writing contest and convinced me to write more. Eighteen years later, I’m working with Virago Theater to expand the piece into a full-length play.

Such a length of time for the development of a play is not unheard of. Tennessee Williams’s greatly underappreciated “Orpheus Descending” cooked for seventeen years from the original version to the final. And Peter Shaffer has hacked away on “Amadeus” for more than two decades running. Thornton Wilder compulsively rewrote “Our Town,” rarely letting be staged without tweaking something. And don’t get me started about Star Wars. Ultimately, I feel that if a story lives in the heart of the teller, then it has an indefinite shelf life.

So every time I sit down and try to type this thing out, I am quite sure that the story has vanished from me and I’m simply a poseur pretending to be a writer, and then I start and then the story is there and I’m quite sure it’s not me doing the telling anymore, and I’m simply a reporter telling the facts I’ve witnessed.

Anyway, whatever happens, you’ll be able to watch it at Virago in the spring of 2009.

J’ implore votre gr?ce, d’avance merci

Decent all-women plays are scarce. I wrote “The Knitting Circle” as a short bravura piece for six talented actresses. My intention was to let women conduct stage combat and operatic violence, which is, even in our supposedly enlightened age, reserved almost entirely for male actors. Additionally, I hoped that the characters and their conflicts would be more rounded than the agonizingly common slut/virgin female stereotypes.

The only really good all-female drama I have ever read is “The House of Bernarda Alba” by Federico Garc?a Lorca. (The play is readable in the original, even for us polyglot dummies who studied Spanish for only a few years.) Thus I have lifted Lorca’s structure of a tragic matriarch, torn by anti-male sentiment, grasping for control of her rebellious brood.

Here’s a lithograph of the original picture, “Une Affaire d’honneur,” by Emile Bayard, that inspired the script:

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And here’s the opening tableau from the staged read:

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But they got a lot of forks and knives and they gotta cut something

My new short play, “The Knitting Circle,” will receive a staged read at STAGES Theatre on March 22, 2008 at 3:00 p.m. Four other short plays will be presented as well. Admission is $5.

The staged read of “The Knitting Circle” is being directed by Jenni Dillon, and it will include the following talented actresses:

Claire – Jill Cary Martin
Roxane – Jami McCoy
Eugenie – Jen Bridge
Hortense – Melanie Gable
Berthe – Jessica Lynch
Georgette – Valerie Curry

Ach bleib bei uns, Herr Jesu Christ

Occasionally people ask how I “see” music. I do tend to perceive music visually, as a set of continually changing spatial relationships: with distance along axes representing pitch, time and tonal relativity. This technology gives some idea… though I would like there to be a third dimension of visual representation (toward you the viewer) which represents tension and release, i.e. gravity, through distance from the tonic… at the D minor the notes are at the default screen distance from you, and as they move around the circle of fifths they move closer or farther from you.

Kick ’em when they’re up, kick ’em when they’re down

So here’s a fun game. Click on a major news outlet’s web site, find the link to Most Read Stories, and try to figure out the patterns that connect all the results. For example, here are my results for nytimes.com:

1. 1 in 100 U.S. Adults Behind Bars, New Study Says

2. Findings: The Advantages of Closing a Few Doors

3. Gail Collins: Hillary, Buckeye Girl

4. Blood Thinner Might Be Tied to More Deaths

5. Facing Default, Some Walk Out on New Homes

6. He Listens. He Cares. He Isn’t Real.

7. Op-Ed Contributor: I’m Not Running for President, but …

8. Personal Best: Does Weight Lifting Make a Better Athlete?

9. David Brooks: Remembering the Mentor

10. Skin Deep: Never Too Young for That First Pedicure

From this, I deduce that nytimes.com readers are interested in Hillary, blood thinner, running for president, home loans and pedicures.

And here are my results for foxnews.com:

* Poisonous Package Discovery at Las Vegas Motel May Be Part of Murder Plot

* Blind Man Regains Sight After Doctors Implant Son’s Tooth in His Eye

* Twin Porn Actors Suspected in Dozens of Burglaries in Three States

* Woman Gives Birth to Baby Nearly Her Own Size

* Teen Son Charged With Murder in Deaths of Georgia Deputy, 2 Children

* Teacher Allegedly Sends Boy Topless Pictures

* Mexican Actress-Turned-Lawmaker Takes Heat for Film Striptease

* Body of Top Model Katoucha Niane Found in Seine River

* Reality Check: Early Exits on ‘Idol’

* Disciplinary Charges Filed in Probe of SWAT Team That Cavorted With Hooters Girls

From this, I deduce that foxnews.com readers are interested in topless pictures, Hooters girls, dead models, porn and American Idol.