Bosh bosh bosh, loads of money

Imagine these four in a room, arguing.
Imagine these four in a room, arguing.
                              A jail cell somewhere near South
                              Croydon.


                                        SHERLOCK
               I will likely have us out in three minutes if you would all
               stop using all the room's oxygen.


                                        SPOCK
               Unlikely.  Your weapons and ours were confiscated.


                                        SHERLOCK
                                   (indicating his brain)
               I carry my weapon here.


                                        DOCTOR WHO
               Excellent!  You're a telepath!  I need you to visualize the
               TARDIS's control panel.  The red recall lever.


                                        HOUSE
                                   (flatly)
               Narcissistic personality disorder, narcissistic personality
               disorder, Asperger's syndrome.


                                        SPOCK
                                   (to House)
               Are you a doctor?


                                        DOCTOR WHO
               Actually, I'm the Doctor.


                                        HOUSE
               And I'm Sherlock Holmes.


                                        SPOCK
               Fascinating.

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