EXT. EXPENSIVE COMPANY PARTY - NIGHT
A small concert stage in Los Angeles, being rocked by Jimmy
Eat World. Well-dressed white folks sway and boogie as
searchlights fill the sky.
JIMMY EAT WORLD
Next up, we have! From Incubus!
Brandon Boyd!
Kimberly screams and jumps up and down as a hard-rock din
cuts through the crowd.
KIMBERLY
Oh my god! Oh yes! Brandon! He
is so hot!
Kimberly bumps into John. John smiles.
KIMBERLY
'Scuse me! Oh my god he is hot!
JOHN
What?
KIMBERLY
He is hot!
JOHN
Who!
KIMBERLY
Brandon! Brandon Boyd!
JOHN
Who's he?
KIMBERLY
The singer! Incubus! He's hot! I
would totally kiss him!
JOHN
I wouldn't!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
Yeah, he's hot!
KIMBERLY
I'm Kimberly Antonym, what's your
name!
JOHN
John!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
John! John Pseudonym!
KIMBERLY
Good British name! Which booth are
you in!
JOHN
I'm not in any booth!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
I'm not in any booth! I just
wander the show floor and meet my
friends and talk to them! I
mingle!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
I mingle!
Kimberly smiles.
KIMBERLY
I work for the trade show! I'm an
account exhibit manager! I work in
West Hall!
JOHN
What!
KIMBERLY
West Hall! West Hall!
JOHN
Yeah, West Hall!
KIMBERLY
I hope you don't mind that I said
he was hot! I'm just being honest!
JOHN
No, he is hot!
KIMBERLY
Yeah!
JOHN
Okay, I'd kiss him!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
I agree, he is hot!
KIMBERLY
Did you say you'd kiss him?
JOHN
No!
KIMBERLY
Yes, you did!
JOHN
I was joking!
KIMBERLY
Here, have a drink!
John takes a swig from a tumbler.
JOHN
Jeez, what is that?
KIMBERLY
Vodka and Coke!
JOHN
What!
KIMBERLY
Vodka and Coke!
John smiles and nods.
KIMBERLY
Oh my god!
JOHN
What!
KIMBERLY
You have totally great teeth!
JOHN
Thanks!
KIMBERLY
I mean, your teeth are so straight!
Wow!
JOHN
Thanks! I try!
Kimberly takes a swig of vodka.
KIMBERLY
I would totally go to bed with him!
JOHN
Yeah!
KIMBERLY
Yeah, he's hot!
JOHN
That fact is established!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
I understand! You'd totally go to
bed with him!
KIMBERLY
I would totally go to bed with him!
JOHN
And when you're saying you'd go to
bed with him, you really mean,
you'd go to bed with me, right!
KIMBERLY
Yeah!
JOHN
So you're asking me to go to bed
with you!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
You're asking me to go to bed with
you!
KIMBERLY
Yeah!
JOHN
Why!
KIMBERLY
'Cause you're hot! I'm just being
honest!
JOHN
I'm married! Happily married!
KIMBERLY
What!
JOHN
I'm married!
KIMBERLY
You said you were single!
JOHN
What!
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons
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