EXT. SOCCER FIELD - DAY

               A bunch of guys wearing rugby outfits stand in a circle,
               jeering and yammering at one another.  Fred jogs up, carrying
               a soccer ball.

                                   FRED
                         Hey!  Guys!

                                   GUYS
                         YEAH!!

                                   FRED
                         Guys, I gotta new game!  You wanna
                         play?

                                   GUYS
                         YEAH!!

                                   FRED
                         Okay!  It's called: Kill the guy
                         with the ball!  Okay, you ready?!

                                   GUYS
                         YEAH!!

                                   FRED
                         Okay!  Here we GO!

               Fred throws the soccer ball up, and it lands on the ground in
               the middle of the circle.  All the guys tense up, ready for
               anything.  Nothing happens for five seconds.

                                   FRED
                         This game sucks.

                                   GUYS
                         Yeah...

                                   FRED
                         Let's go play chess!

                                   GUYS
                         YEAH!!!

               Everybody runs away.