"DECOY #1"

                                                                FADE IN:

               INT. BAR - NIGHT
                (ALEX, JED, BART)

               A RELATIVELY QUIET TAVERN.  A JUKEBOX DRONES IN THE CORNER. 
               A GIRL WITH LONG CURLY HAIR SLUMPS OVER A TALL BEER AT THE
               BAR.  ALEX SAUNTERS UP AND SITS BESIDE HER.

                                   ALEX

                      Hey.  I was going to buy you a drink,

                      but it looks like you haven't touched

                      yours.  You okay?

               THE GIRL DOESN'T MOVE.

                                   ALEX (CONT'D)

                      Hey, you look kinda depressed.  Maybe 

                      I can cheer you up?  You wanna come

                      back to my place?

               ALEX LEANS IN HER EAR AND STARTS TO WHISPER INTO IT.  HE
               SUDDENLY GASPS IN PAIN!  HE STAGGERS TO THE SIDE AND WE SEE
               SEVERAL TRANQUILIZER DARTS ARE STICKING OUT OF HIS NECK! 
               ALEX COLLAPSES ONTO THE BARTOP.  THE GIRL DOESN'T BUDGE.  TWO
               HUNTERS WEARING CAMOUFLAGE JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND THE JUKEBOX
               AND START PICKING OVER ALEX'S BODY.

                                   JED

                      Woo, good shot!

                                   BART

                      I knowed I got him.  Look at 'im,

                      fifteen point at least!

               JED HOISTS ALEX OFF THE BARSTOOL AND PULLS HIM BEHIND THE
               JUKEBOX.

                                   JED
                          (walking away)

                      Check the decoy, wouldja?

               BART ADJUSTS THE WIG ON THE GIRL SITTING AT THE BAR -- IT'S A
               MANNEQUIN!

                                                          FADE TO BLACK.