"JESUS ON THE CROSS #7"

               GRAPHIC - TEXT OF LETTER
                (AMANDA)

               WE SEE A HANDWRITTEN LETTER AND HEAR THE VOICE OF THE AUTHOR.

                                   AMANDA (V.O.)

                      Dear S.U.T.N., I am writing to protest

                      the recent sketches portraying Our

                      Lord Jesus on the cross.  You ought to

                      be ashamed of yourself.  I can't

                      believe that you would permit such

                      filth to be broadcast on television. 

                      Your humor is tasteless and offensive

                      to all Christian people.  Jesus on the

                      cross!  Is!  Not!  Funny!

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               INT. BIG LIL'S - NIGHT
                (JESUS)

               JESUS ON THE CENTER STAGE, STILL CRUCIFIED, SWEATS BEFORE A
               LARGE MICROPHONE.  A SPOTLIGHT SHINES DOWN ON HIM.

                                   JESUS

                      So folks, about this sinning thing.  I

                      mean, it's getting out of hand.  It's

                      not like we called them the Ten

                      Suggestions.  Okay.  Well, you've all

                      been a really great audience.  I want

                      to remind you to love thy neighbor and

                      tip thy servers. 

                      I'm here every Wednesday night.  Good

                      night, and I love you.

               STILL ATTACHED TO THE CROSS, JESUS HOPS PAINFULLY OFF-SCREEN. 
               TWO PEOPLE APPLAUD IRONICALLY AS JESUS LEAVES.