"JESUS ON THE CROSS #6"

               EXT. BLUE SKY - DAY

               JESUS IS WEARING A LOINCLOTH AND CROWN OF THORNS, AND HIS
               HANDS AND FEET ARE NAILED TO THE CROSS.  TWO ROMAN SOLDIERS
               ADDLE ABOUT AT JESUS'S FEET.  ANTONINUS IDLY SNIFFS JESUS'S
               ARMPIT.  WHILE ANTONINUS IS DISTRACTED, MARCUS YANKS ON
               ANTONINUS'S FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOMS, GIVING ANTONINUS A HUGE
               WEDGIE.  ANTONINUS HOPS AROUND IN SURPRISE AND PAIN.

                                   ANTONINUS
                          (Pissed)

                      Ouch!  Jesus Christ!

                                   JESUS

                      Yes?

                                   ANTONINUS

                      Not you!  I mean, Jesus Christ!

                                   JESUS

                      Yes?

                                   ANTONINUS
                          (Pointing at Marcus)

                      No, you!  Dick!

               DICK WALKS ON, WEARING A HUGE NAME TAG LABELLED "DICK".

                                   DICK

                      Yes?

                                   ANTONINUS

                      Not you!  Jesus Christ!

                                   JESUS

                      Yes?

                                   ANTONINUS

                      Shut up!

               ANTONINUS GRABS JESUS'S LOINCLOTH AND GIVES JESUS A HUGE
               WEDGIE.

                                   JESUS

                      Jesus Christ!  Dick!

                                   DICK

                      What?

                                   EVERYONE

                      Shut up!