"JESUS AND THE CELL PHONE #2"

               EXT. BLUE SKY - DAY
                (JESUS)

               JESUS IS WEARING A LOINCLOTH AND CROWN OF THORNS, AND HIS
               HANDS AND FEET ARE NAILED TO THE CROSS.  ON HIS RIGHT HIP IS
               A RATHER LARGE CELL PHONE.  THE CELL PHONE STARTS TO RING. 
               IT PLAYS A CHIRPY HAPPY ANNOYING CELL PHONE SONG.  JESUS
               LOOKS AT THE CELL PHONE, THINKS, LOOKS AT THE CELL PHONE
               AGAIN IN DISGUST.  THE CHIRPY HAPPY ANNOYING CELL PHONE SONG
               CONTINUES TO PLAY.

                                                                 CUT TO:

               INT. BRICK WALL - DAY
                (POPE JOHN PAUL II)

               POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND IS LISTENING TO A CELL PHONE.  HE
               HANGS UP.

                                   POPE JOHN PAUL II

                      I keep getting voice mail.